The Current Players
Ally Beard, '21
Ally enjoys making bathroom noises in elevators and elevator noises in bathrooms.
Grant Hoechst, '18
Wow! Grant sure is a swell guy!
Julian Otis, '21
haha, better open a window, cus' this Bad Boy is about to crack some jokes!!!
Mike Skerrett, '18
Mike’s got a driver’s license, a 2012 Subaru, and the entirety of Eisenhower’s highway system to explore.
Julia Wright, '21
Julia has never been convicted of insider trading. This makes Julia better, in at least one respect, than Martha Stewart.
Kira Brenner, '18
Kira is from the Bay Area and naturally has no problem keeping it real.
Tucker Flodman, '19 (Tsar)
Tucker loves self-deprecating humor but isn’t very good at it.
Matthew Goodkin-Gold, '19 (B-Tsar)
In his free time, Matthew enjoys being really handsome.
Will Deuschle, '18
Don't let Will and his smiling face fool you.
Hope Green, '20
Hope is a down to earth gal who enjoys smugly explaining the benefits of superfoods that she has never eaten.
Frank Garland, '20
Frank "Precipitation" Garland hails from Seattle but now rains in Cambridge. He is thrilled to be a part of this steam of fun ice people. He may have mist something but it's snow use fixing it now.
Gwen Thomas, '17 (Road Trip Czar)
Gwen is the only hologram in the group, and she's determined to keep it that way.
Adam Wong, '17
Adam usually types 60 words per minute. Take a minute to think about that. Adam has now already typed 60 MORE WORDS.